Days Downunder - March 2001 Week 3 Day 1
   






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Please note: Australian spelling applies in Days DownUnder.Therefore spelling of words such as realise (realize), 
colour (color),
recognise (recognize),
defence (defense)
and so on, are not
typing or spelling
errors as we
adopt European
English spelling
in Australia.
 

AUSTRALIAN READERS PLEASE NOTE: The wrap up you see now is CURRENT for MELBOURNE.  NSW is 3 days ahead of us, Perth in Western Australia is about 18 months behind, regional Western Australia is ahead by 2 days.  South Australia- previously behind, then
3 weeks ahead are now 
about 7 days ahead! 
(good grief) Other towns and regions are all over the place This gives us a jolly
old time - the wrap ups 
are either old news,
last week's news
or "Spoilers"  depending where you are! Whatever your situation, please 
sit back and enjoy!  


 


A Better Word and Resume

Episodes screened Mid 97 in the U.S. 

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Mar 19-Mar 23

DREAMING

Carrie in her unconscious state dreams of smooching Ausdumb, as Dr Mike simultaneously  dreams of smooching Carrie. Drawn to each other instinctively the two not-yet lovers turn to each other locking lips hungrily.  The passionate kiss over, Carrie returns to shaking and shivering, and Mike shuns the warmth of the blanket to expose his biceps and frown.  Did he just smooch in his sleep with the shivering Carrie? 

I'll get you out of this Carrie, Dr Mike promises.  As soon as this storm is over, I'm going to find help.

SAMI & KATE

Scami's keen to impress upon Kate the necessity for her to do the right thing and support her case for reuniting with Ausdumb. Kate's disgusted that Scami's blackmail has led to this, but there is too much at stake. Her children would never talk to her again if they knew of her manipulations and her past as a hooker. Deeds that Scami takes the opportunity to remind Kate of yet again.

GETTING TESTY

Kristen is getting testy.  If you have a cure for Roman, she warns, you'd better start putting your plan into action soon!  Roman is going to die of synthetic germ warfare unless you act.

Chuckling, Stefano reassures Kristen.  I do indeed have a plan, and am currently putting it in action.  I can't tell you what it is, as the less you know, the better. Suffice to say that I'm confident at the end of the process, you will have John, and I will have Marlena.

ERIC AND AUSTIN

Ausdumb has tried again to reach Carrie without success on her cell phone, and looks decidedly glum. Eric, taking time to smell the roses in someone else's backyard, is flummoxed when Ausdumb tells him of his intentions to remarry Scami for the sake of MuteWill.  Frowning Eric tries to tell Ausdumb of Carrie's love for him, but Ausdumb shakes his head, raising a rueful grin.  Carrie is in love with Dr Mike now, he instructs.  And you know that's okay because Mike is a lot better for her than me.  Fortunately, it's Salem so therefore a man is never alone for long - there's always another female hanging alongside - not a true love mind you, but someone spare.  I'll take that opportunity with Scami now.

Not being long enough in Salem yet to form a love triangle, Eric is however understanding.  Whatever you decide Ausdumb, he sighs.  I hope you'll be happy.  A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do, Ausdumb thinks heroically as he summons the courage to tell Scami that she's won such a prize.

SPLUTTER

Scami's visiting with the spluttering Roman, where the roller coaster invalid reveals one of several dying wishes.  He wished he had been there to walk his daughters down the aisle.  Of course, if he lives long enough he may be fortunate to see Carrie and Dr Mike marry, but Scami looks thoughtful.  Could a plan be in the development phase?

HOPE & STEFANO

With no modelling assignments, her job at the Salem PD down the toilet, and worse still - NO MAN in sight, it's obvious Hopeless needs diversion.  What better than to utilise those skills learned as an officer of the Salem PD and interrogate the man responsible for the Brady family's ongoing misfortune? Smiling, Stefano is pleased to see her.  Ah Gina! he grins, before realising his mistake.  I'm sorry - I think of you as Gina from when you were my guest at Maison Blanche.

Sneering, Hopeless manages to raise a puzzled brow and flaring nostrils in an admirable display of facial callisthenics.  I'm not here to see you! she spits.  I'm here to interrogate you and find out what evil scheme you have planned next.

Now that Hopeless has shown all her cards in her clever interrogation, Stefano has his fun.  I'm going to see to it that BozoCop returns to you Hopeless, he promises.  What secret do I have on you Stefano? Hopeless squints suspiciously.  Why would you promise to do something for me unless there was something in it for you?  

I know something don't I? asks Hopeless riotously as Stefano remains non-committal.  The jury is out on that question, as Hopeless toddles temporarily defeated towards the door.

BO & BILLIE

After a thousand cappuccinos at a thousand roadside cafés, BozoCop has miraculously found Billieboob in a party mood at the Fortuna Club, Rome's seediest nightclub establishment. Although initially pleased that Bozo has tracked her down, Billieboob remembers how worthless she truly is, and suggests Bozo beats it quick smart back to Hopeless in Salem. 

But Bozo persists and for a minute it seems Billieboob will relent, until she tires of Bozo's stony expression, and grabs the nearest man available to Lambada, leaving Bozo standing forlorn and alone.  No point squabbling with the silly woman, he reasons thinking she looks tired.  I'll leave her to her partying, while I head back to work things out with Hopeless.

VISIONS 

Sexy Lexie has paraded  Celeste out to Salem headquarters for a brief visionary warning.  Stefano will get out of jail!  John and Commander Amiable Abe are sceptical.  Why they personally made Stefano's chamber with their own sweat and calloused hands.  It's escape proof!

Celeste is adamant.  Stefano will be getting out of jail, and it won't be a friend that will be helping him.  It will be his enemy!

That statement gives John and Amiable pause for thought as they scratch each other's noggins in puzzlement, before turning and viewing Celeste with crinkled foreheads.

HOPE & KRISTEN

Back from her less than successful interrogation of The Stef, Hopeless has stopped by headquarters to report her non-findings to Amiable Abe and John (recently deputised with a "go anywhere do anything" badge).  As Kristen steps out, Hopeless stops her.  How could you be so evil/nasty/horrible/incorrigible/mean? Hopeless demands.

I did what I had to do to win back John's love, Kristen counters before hitting Hopeless with a zinger.  At least I'm still trying, which is more than I can say for you - you just let Bozo go without a fight.

Food for thought indeed, as Hopeless and her eyebrow tango.

MOM'S ADVICE

Kate finishes her lecture while hating herself and Scami for the position in which she's found herself.

I think that you should do what you believe is right as a father of MuteWill, she sighs.

Ausdumb agrees.  Mom, I'm going to ask Scami to marry me again, for MuteWill's sake.  I want to be a good father.

AUSTIN'S PROPOSAL

Ausdumb has called Scami to the garden.  I want you to know that I don't love you, and that my heart is forever with another woman, he begins romantically.  It's enough to make a woman swoon, however, Ausdumb's not finished.  It's important for me to be a good father to MuteWill, he tells her, and give him the type of family environment that I never had.  So, remembering of course that I don't find you attractive at all, and that I will never, ever sleep with you, and that as I said, I'm in love with another woman, will you marry me?

Oh Ausdumb! Scami screeches excitedly at this proposal of sorts.  Of course I will!

JOHN AND STEFANO

Sucked in to The Stef's vortex of deception, Deputy John Black flashes his go anywhere do anything badge for a private audience with the pudgy tycoon.  So DiMera, John croaks suspiciously.  What's your evil scheme this time?

It's not a scheme John, it's an offer.  An offer of Roman's life.  I know where a cure can be found for Roman Brady.

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