Week 2 Day 2
Episodes screened
Mid 97 in the
U.S.
Mar 12-Mar
16
BILLIEBOOB
RESISTS
 Mr
Sleazy continues to play on Billieboob's emotions. She feels bad, she
needs another hit, and Mr Sleaze knows it. Taking out a leather bound
kit, he unzips it, showing Billieboob the contents. As she licks her
lips, she shakes her head. I'm sorry, she says her resolve
strengthening. I don't do drugs. Mr Sleazy just smiles. He
can see better, and knows better.
HOPE & ALICE
Having shared her miserable love life with most Salemites, it looks like she's
back to the beginning again. A for Alice. But Hopeless! stammers
Alice desperately seeking assistance from the teleprompter, you and Bozo were
made for each other!
SAMI AND KATE
 Damaged
by Scami's allegation, Kate puts on a brave face. Of course I hired
FrUnco Kelly, Kate agrees lightly. He's one of my best models.
 Oh
come on Kate! Scami challenges. Admit it. You hired FrUnco Kelly
to break up Hopeless and Bozo, so that he'd turn to Billieboob.
Ridiculous! scoffs Kate.
SANDCASTLES
 As
the lovelorn Dr Mike resorts to making sandcastles in the dark to entertain
the whining and heartsick Carrie Brady, the only thing poor Mike hasn't
performed is cartwheels and handstands to amuse the object of his
affections. Nevertheless the night is young, could Mike be standing on
his head tomorrow? Maybe he'll don a red nose?
BROTHERLY LOVE
Lucas continues to try to persuade Ausdumb to reunite with Scami and Will,
enjoying his half-brother's rolling eyeball performance as he mentions
Carrie's affection for the good looking, rich, blonde, smart, and all round
spunky Dr Mike.
REMINDERS
Just in case the self-absorbed Hopeless was lost in a time warp in the last 3
minutes, FrUnco finds it important to reiterate that he "loffs"
her. Hopeless is grateful for his loff, but doesn't return it - afterall
she has loved Bozo all her life, but acknowledges the bearded one is bewitched
by the voluptuous Billieboob.
LOOKING
It should come as no surprise that BozoCop has been sharing his deep and
innermost feelings with his Roman counterpart over an espresso. With the
roadside café now closing for the night now, it's time to scour Club Fortuna.
OH OH
 It's
all in the timing isn't it? FrUnco has ducked outside to report in with
Kate, just as Scami has found the speaker phone at the Geriatricakis
mansion.
I want to report in, FrUnco says
as Kate tries to interrupt. Things are going very well and I'm pretty
sure that we have successfully broken up Bozo and Hopeless, FrUnco says
dutifully.
Grinning broadly, Scami raises as
eyebrow as Kate hangs up. Just an employee Kate? she queries.
Really? And there I heard FrUnco say that the plan was to break up Bozo and
Hopeless. Wow, how do you think my Uncle Bozo would like to hear that?
Coming apart, Kate turns
sobbing. Billieboob loves Bozo! She's right for him! she pleads as Scami
laughs. Oh so it's alright for YOU to manipulate people, but you hate me
for it? What a hypocrite you are Kate! I think you'd better
reconsider your stand, after what I have on you. I think you'd better
counsel Ausdumb to return to his wife and child, or the whole of Salem will
know about what you've done!
CARTWHEELS? HANDSTANDS?
Returning late to the hotel, Dr Mike has thought of everything. Knowing
Carrie was too miserable to sleep, he's ordered a romantic supper, complete
with cheese, crackers and wine. Oh, and what is this under the domed
cover? Why it's a starfish! She can wish upon the starfish! (huh?)
BILLIE RECONSIDERS
Her nerves raw and unsteady,
Billieboob looks hungrily again at the offered drugs, and licks her
lips. Well, maybe one hit, and then tomorrow she'll give up drugs again
- and this time forever!
DECISIONS DECISIONS
Sad Ausdumb, faced with some life changing decisions, he's done the only thing
a man can do. Ask his mother to make them for him.
 Come
on Kate! mutters Scami listening behind the door. Remember what I have
on you. You'd better come up with the right advice!
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