Episodes screened June 97 in the
U.S.
March 6
Ivan &
Vivian
Ivan's returned from his garbage collection job, and is keen to notify
Vivian that he has found a job for her tonight. Vivian's dismissive.
She has news too. After she snares a job with Bunny and her husband,
they'll be back on track financially very soon. Ivan certainly hopes
so, Madam has already spent the rent money on last night's caviar.
ROME
 BozoCop
is experiencing a severe lack of success in trying to track down
Billieboob. He's sipped espresso now at 27 roadside cafés with no
success, looked under condiment shakers, and under the tablecloths.
No Billieboob in sight. Time to call in some extra manpower.
His Roman counterpart has assigned a woman cop to be his partner.
Together they can scour the greater Rome area, while building instant
rapport, and exploring Bozo's innermost feelings for two women
simultaneously.
BILLIE
 Serious
actresses are prepared to do whatever it takes to demonstrate their acting
prowess, and it's no exception here in DOOL as we see Billieboob, pale and
sweating as she struggles with her drug addiction courtesy of SMax, J.L.
King's henchman.
Knowing that
Billieboob would turn to drugs to relieve the cravings, SMax has
thoughtfully left the business card of a nearby nightclub where
Billieboob's needs can be met.
HOPE AND
FRANCO
FrUnco has
asked Hopeless out on a date and she's accepted. Yoo muss get on wif
your life, Frunco tells the hapless Hopeless, who nods in half-hearted
agreement. Bozo iss in luff with Billieboob now. You're right,
agrees Hopeless stiffly accepting FrUnco's chaste kiss.
SAMI &
WILL
 As
Scami holds MuteWill, she realises she needs to come up with a plan. But
what to do?
 Momentarily
she gives in to her distress, weeping as MuteWill's trembling bottom lip
goes out in sympathy.
SURPRISE
Ivan has kept
tonight's employment a surprise from Vivian and she's delighted to see
he's found her a job at the Roadkill Grill. Why Ivan! she smiles.
They love me here! I'm their best customer! Am I a hostess for
the evening?
 Well,
mumbles Ivan. Not exactly Madam.
 No,
Vivian's far from this evening's hostess. She's here to wash
dishes. Judging by the taunts of the Maitre D and the kitchen staff,
Vivian's lucky to have THAT job. Seems her complaining, and rudeness
to the staff is legendary at the RoadKill Grill. If it wasn't for
Ivan pleading her case, she wouldn't even get into the premises to wash
dishes.
Vivian's
shocked. Me? washing dishes? she asks astounded as Ivan throws her
an apron and instructs her on working the water hose to the chuckles of
the staff.
SAMI'S PLAN
It hasn't
taken too long for Scami to find a plan. Ausdumb, I wish you loved
me, but obviously you don't, she tells him. And if you don't love
me, well then I can't go on living in your apartment. MuteWill and I
will be moving out now.
But, blusters
Ausdumb eyes rolling in continuous circles, where would you go?
Well, smiles
Scami prettily. I was hoping that perhaps MuteWill and I could move in
with you Kate! After all, Will could play with Fill-up. You wouldn't
mind, would you Kate?
Squinting at
Scami suspiciously, Kate sees no way out. No of course I wouldn't
mind, she agrees.
PAYBACK
The Maitre D
of the Roadkill Grill hears Bunny and her husband talking about Vivian
Alamein and how she can save their ailing company through a massive
injection of funds.
 Smirking,
the Maitre D approaches their table. The Chef was so delighted by
your comments, he's asked to speak with you personally in the
kitchen. Would you oblige him?
Certainly!
smile Bunny and hubby happily following the Maitre D.
Vivian! pipes Bunny as she enters the kitchen. What are you doing washing dishes?
Enjoying Vivian's distress enormously, the Maitre D chuckles. We
gave Ms Alamein a job after she tragically lost all her money, he says
sympathetically grinning ear to ear.
Oh my
goodness! Bunny says shocked. Oh my dear, you lied to us! We
can't do business now! I'd be surprised if any of the rich and
wealthy of Salem would after they hear of this!
SAMI IN THE
DIMANSION
As Scami walks around fingering the antiques and admiring the decor at the
Geriatricakis Mansion, Lucas smiles. You look like you could get
used to it here. Only if I was sharing it with Ausdumb, that's my
main point of being here Lucas, she reminds him. As she climbs the
staircase, Scami is overcome by a touch of the Scarlet O'Haras.
Whipping around, she addresses Lucas. As God is my witness, I swear I'll never lose Ausdumb
again! she vows as she climbs the stairs.
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