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A red letter day on Days today.  Not only does Days DownUnder call Bo "Bozo," but so does the ghostly Curtis Reed! (You can hear it further down the column if you've got Real Audio).  And All Purpose Dr Mike, who's been shortened simply to "Dr Mike" in Days DownUnder was referred to this way by Lucas twice in today's show.  What do you think the chances are someone will call Billie "Billieboob" any time soon? Well, we can always wish....
Please note: Australian spelling applies in Days DownUnder.Therefore spelling of words such as realise (realize), 
colour (color),
recognise (recognize),
defence (defense)
and so on, are not
typing or spelling
errors as we
adopt European
English spelling
in Australia.
 

AUSTRALIAN READERS PLEASE NOTE: The wrap up you see now is CURRENT forMELBOURNE.  NSW is 3 days ahead of us, Perth in Western Australia is about 18 months behind, regional Western Australia is ahead by 2 days.  South Australia- previously behind, then
3 weeks ahead are now 
about 7 days ahead! 
(good grief) Other towns and regions are all over the place This gives us a jolly
old time - the wrap ups 
are either old news,
last week's news
or "Spoilers"  depending where you are! Whatever your situation, please 
sit back and enjoy!  


 


A Better Word and Resume

Feb 2001 - Week 3 Day 4

Episodes screened June 97 in the U.S. 

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Feb 22

BILLIE'S IN TROUBLE

Despite her pleading and heartfelt life history, SMax has taken a nano-second to proceed with J.L.King's plan.  Billieboob is going to become a junkie again, and it's going to start now.  Billieboob's yelps become silent as her eyes become glazed and she stares into the distance.  There you go Billieboob, SMax smiles disposing of the needle.  I'll be back soon.  Have fun.

YIPPEE

Ausdumb's over the moon!  He stares at the envelope in his hot little hands.  Now he has the annulment papers, he'll be together with Carrie forever!

Lucas listens to his half-brother's excitement with concern.  He has to tell Scami - she'll know what to do to stop Carrie finding out.

Listen to Lucas call Mike "Dr Mike" (You'll need real audio)

MISERABLE

Carrie's seeking comfort from Dr Mike as he assures her everything will work out for the best.  But my dad is dying! she wails, and Dr Mike has to admit, the possibility of a good outcome there is limited.  I don't know what I'd do without you Mike, Carrie sobs.  

I told you, Dr All Purpose Mike reiterates.  I told you I will ALWAYS be there for you Carrie.

BO ENROUTE TO ROME

BozoCop is enroute to Rome to search for Billieboob at Kate's request.  Flying first class on We Fly Anywhere Airtime Airlines (WFAAA) he places a call to Kate.  I've got my contacts and the Rome police looking for her, he tones.  But of course, they haven't got a clue, so it will be me that finds her.  Oh please Bozo begs Kate.  I just know something is terribly terribly wrong.

SAMI & ROMAN

Sami's plan is in action.  Dad, you do me a favour? she asks.  Tell Carrie that you give her your blessing to be with Mike.  It would mean so much to her.  Is she really that happy? Roman splutters.  

Yes she is dad, she really is.  She's as in love with Mike Horton as Ausdumb and I are.

BOZO ON HIS WAY

Bozocop briefs his Roman counterpart.  I've got all our people looking for her, the cop tells Bozo.

MAX

SMax peers down at Billieboob as she's wracked with painful hallucinations. I'm back, he smiles.  Time for another dose of what you are going to come to love Billieboob.

FEELINGS

Carrie stares meaningfully at Mike.  I know you mean it when you say you'll always be there for me, she tells him gratefully.  I don't know what I would have done without you being here to give me comfort, she smiles.

DOWN

Kate sees Ausdumb staring miserably at Mike and Carrie's cosy chat outside, as Lucas looks on intently.  Go and tell Carrie! insists Kate.  Tell her you have the annulment papers and that you can now be together.  I think it's too late, mumbles Ausdumb. I think she's fallen in love with Mike.  I see the way she looks at him, and it was the same way she looked at me when we first fell in love.

Nonsense! Kate spits.  Go outside and tell her now.  As Ausdumb reluctantly departs, Lucas whispers to himself.  If the news of the annulment gets to Carrie it's over for all of us - Me, Scami and Dr Mike.

Hear Lucas talk of "Dr Mike" again (you'll need Real Audio)

INFORMATION

Bozo meets with a "snitch".  Word is out on the streets that an American male has kidnapped an American female.  No word on who these people are.  Bozo instinctively believes it's Billieboob and one of J.L. King's henchman.  After all, there's only 2 Americans in Rome right - well 3 if you count Bozo.

NEWS

Ausdumb ventures outside and Mike departs.  I've just had terrible news, Carrie says.  Mike just told me that Roman is dying.  He's got some terrible synthetic germ bacterial infection of which there's no cure.

Eyes rolling, Ausdumb realises that's why Carrie was hugging Mike and with renewed enthusiasm starts to tell Carrie what's in the envelope.  This envelope he says happily, is the beginning of happiness for us!

Before he can say anymore Lucas interrupts to break the conversation.  Carrie! he calls.  Your dad wants to see you.  Hurry!

MISERY

Hopeless is hanging around wistfully reliving her numerous mistakes with Bozo.  Reaching to open a trunk, she stares miserably at her wedding gown.  If I had believed Bozo, she recalls, he wouldn't be with Billieboob right now. Woe is me.

 

 

BAD TRIP

Billieboob is on a bad trip, for it's long dead father Curtis Reed who comes to visit his daughter.  You're back on candy! he sing songs.  You never were any good!  

No, no! I'm a good girl, sobs Billieboob.

 

 

ROMAN & CARRIE

Carrie has called to see Roman, who talks to his daughter.  I'm so pleased you have found the man of your dreams, he gasps, as Carrie frowns.  I have, she smiles uncertainly.  Yes, he said.  I hope Scami wasn't giving away a secret, but she was so happy for you and so am I.  Dr Mike Horton is a wonderful man punkin'.  I'm so happy for you.  But tell me, it's so important to me.  Are you happy with him?

Having followed Carrie, Ausdumb is quietly listening outside the door, holding his breath to hear her answer.  Scami and Lucas stand behind him, fingers crossed that all will proceed as planned.

As Roman hacks and splutters, Carrie looks worried, deciding that a little white lie would put her father at peace.  She smiles.  Mike is a wonderful man, she agrees.  I'm very lucky to have him.  We're very happy together.

Devastated Ausdumb's mouth drops, as Scami and Lucas share a happy glance.  Things are going beautifully.

BILLIE'S BAD TRIP

Billieboob's bad trip continues as Curtis Reed continues to harass and degrade her.  That's not true! she screams.  Bo loves me! Ah haha  Curtis laughs scathingly.  Bozo!  Why would a good guy like him love you? You're a nobody, a junkie!

Noooooo, howls Billieboob.  That's not true!

Listen to Curtis refer to Bozo (you'll need real audio) 

MAX AGAIN

As Curtis fades into the background, Billieboob tries to focus on the man beside her bed.  It's SMax.  Yes, here I am again Billieboob, and I've got some more of this stuff for you. You'll be dependent on this stuff again in no time.

Billieboob's shadowed eyes flutter and roll as the drug again takes affect.

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